Wednesday, July 2, 2008

When You Gotta Go

Disclaimer:  The picture has nothing to do with this post.  It was just cute and a picture related to the content seemed inappropriate.

We were playing a little baseball tonight.  Yes, it was well within my tolerable range of outside temperatures.  Not so hot that I would break a sweat while breathing and not so cold that it would justify my craving for a Starbucks hot chocolate.  Anyways, I spotted a small pile of suspicious brown stuff very close to our carport entry.  It seemed like an odd spot for an animal, which we don't own and rarely see in our yard, to leave us a present.  Hence the following conversation. . .

Mommy:  Carter, Emilee, Kaden does anyone know about this?
Carter:  Yeah, Kaden pooped.
Mommy:  Kaden, really, you pooped right here?
Kaden:  Yeah, that poop came out of my butt.
(You can laugh here too.  Emilee and Carter thought it was hilarious!)
Nick:  At least it wasn't in your pants buddy!

Thanks for the perspective Nick!  And for those who were wondering, it didn't smell like roses!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Your kids are ridiculous..and that is why i love them.

Tammy Dupin said...

Amee I just got on your blog. This story is hilarious. Is that the way Nick answers when he has his accidents?

Anonymous said...

LOVE that story. and i love what you put at the end of it! That is hilarious. I read it out loud to Philip!

sn said...

Your kids are my favorite:)

sn said...

amee always tries to get me to say the little newsomes are my favorites, then so does my other children - you do have some crazy kids - have they been dropped on their heads?

Amanda Carver said...

more poop stories please

kshnwsm said...

Classic!!! Tell Kaden that he is not the only grandchild to poop outside; however he at least has his age to blame.