Here are a few of my favorites . . .
Mommy: Carter, did you have fun at school today?
Carter: Yeah, but I want to skip the first grade.
Mommy: Why?
Carter: We just did the ABC's and like 2 + 2. It's too easy for me!
(If you don't know Carter, he can read, spell, add, subtract, multiply, divide and kick my butt at Memory and Dr. Mario!)
Emilee: I need to go brush my teeth. I have a big booger stuck in this one. (I'm not sure which one. I couldn't look!)
Kaden: Mommy, do you know about poisonous spiders? And mommy, I didn't see a poisonous spider. And mommy, I'm talking about a little cricket. A baby one. And mommy, it jumped on me. And mommy, it tickled! (I'm pretty sure this was all in one breath.)